Paul-Gabriel Wiener
General purpose nerd. Proud uncle. Believes that if you can be sane in this crazy world there's something seriously wrong with you. Head on the clouds, feet on the ground, average height. Loves dogs (especially golden retrievers). Constantly fights ninjas in the back of his head, whether he wants to or not. Does not use obscenities unless they're really truly called for. Addicted to chocolate. The rest is details.